Before I Fall

MOVIE REVIEW: Before I Fall

Just saw BEFORE I FALL.

Start with GROUNDHOG DAY. Strip Phil Conners of everything interesting about his personality, make him the beta-bitch mean girl, and send him to high school.

Now find anything emotionally resonant that happens between characters along with any subtlety or subtext and put that shit right in the text. Turn it into ham-handed dialogue or dump it into the incessant voice over.

Congratulations. You’ve made BEFORE I FALL.

 

Originally posted March 4, 2017

Author: Ken Bolding

Ken Bolding chronicles real-life events for the mild amusement of his tens of fans.

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